Ken davitian meet the spartans dance

Meet the Spartans () - IMDb

ken davitian meet the spartans dance

In "Meet the Spartans," Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer's twisted version of a dancing, hand-holding fairies who like to listen to Gloria Gaynor's "I Will to fight against the invading Persians, led by Xerxes (Ken Davitian). Meet The Spartans Starring: Sean Maguire, Carmen Electra, Ken Davitian, Ken Davitian, who played the fat guy in Borat, makes his en- trance to the are one or two scenes – like a dance contest between the Spartans and. Meet The Spartans is willfully disposable, leaning heavily on references to Sean Maguire, Carmen Electra, Ken Davitian for a good 80 minutes, finding time for not one, but two musical dance numbers set to "I Will Survive.

ken davitian meet the spartans dance

There are a couple of chuckle-inducing moments, but for the most part Meet the Spartans is painfully boring. But then that might suggest that the idea of making yet another spoof has merit. Hollywood needs to stop making spoofs. There have been too many of them lately and almost all are terrible.

Dustin Putman's Review - Meet the Spartans () - [TheMovieBoy]

Inane comedies can be fun when done well, but bad inane comedies are simply embarrassing. You feel pity for the actors making fools of themselves, and flabbergasted that a studio probably passed on making so many other more worthy projects instead. Go tell the Spartans that you're not interested in any more lame, unfunny spoofs by paying to see any other movie this weekend instead.

Words cannot accurately describe what a depressing experience each new film from spoof-laden writer-directors Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer is.

ken davitian meet the spartans dance

These two lucky bastards are the absolute dirges of modern cinema, cobbling together laughless visual and technical monstrosities that wouldn't pass muster in an amateur filmmaking school for the mentally disabled. And yet, due to a bored teenybopper youth market that will apparently go see anything rated PG on a Friday night, their projects do well enough financially for Friedberg and Seltzer to again and again receive the money from studio 20th Century Fox to annually recreate their previous year's creative failure.

Meet the Spartans - Wikipedia

Even as recently as 's " Scary Movie 3 " we will forget 's mediocre " Scary Movie 4 " even happenedthis spoof model was being closely followed and paying off. Well, that was then, this is now.

In "Meet the Spartans," Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer's twisted version of a spoof is to follow the premise of a single past box-office hit and then inundate it with latent, nonstop homophobic stereotypes didn't the portrayal of all gay people as skipping, dancing, hand-holding fairies who like to listen to Gloria Gaynor's "I Will Survive" go out of style in the disco era that song is from?

The end of its release date weekend, you say? The post-credits coda depicts an actor doing a bad impersonation of Sylvester Stallone in " Rambo ," an obvious allusion to another film arriving in theaters on the very same day.

When she asks to be made a Spartan soldier, Leonidas rejects her as unqualified due to her inability to use a spear correctly. Leonidas and his platoon soon face off with Xerxes' messenger and his Immortals, beating them in a dance contest before driving them off a cliff.

ken davitian meet the spartans dance

Xerxes Ken Davitianimpressed, personally approaches Leonidas and attempts to bribe him with a trip to the Palms Hotel and Casino. Leonidas declines, and the Spartans face the Persian army in a " Yo Momma " fight, which the Spartans win, but Dilio has his eyes scratched out and wanders away. Hilton decides to betray the Spartans and reveals the location of the goat path to Xerxes in return for various gifts and for having her deformed hump removed.

Xerxes meets the twelve remaining Spartans and the war begins.

ken davitian meet the spartans dance

Meanwhile, back in Sparta, Queen Margo has several confrontations with Traitoro, as he is the vital vote in sending more troops to assist her husband. Following her address to the Council, Traitoro publicly betrays the Queen.

Meet the Spartans

The Queen then battles Traitoro in a parody of Spider-Man 3 and defeats him using a dust buster. With Traitoro's deceit exposed, the council is united with the queen. At the Battle of Thermopylaethe Persians introduce their secret weapons, Ghost Rider and Rocky Balboawho kills Sonio with a decapitating uppercut.